Now, On To More Important Things

Another hit song, "Get Low", has come to my attention, and I have to admit, I really like the song, the lyrics, well, I don't even know half of the words so now I don't feel as bad about not being able to sing along. Regardless, I find that the chorus and the made up chorus I wrote below are a sad parody to my college years and my current working years.

The "Real" Chorus:
Get Low
Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

My Chorus:
Shawty had them Limited pants
Flats with the arch support*
The whole office was lookin at her
She stared at the wall
Next thing you know
Shawty got bored bored bored

Them baggy sweaters*
And the Liz Claiborne heels with the flex*
She turned around and gave that computer a whack
She stared at the wall
Next thing you know
Shawty got bored bored bored



*Disclaimer: My running shoes are the only shoes I own, unfortunately, with arch support. I do not wear baggy sweaters nor do I own a pair of the Liz Claiborne flex shoes, they do look tempting though (not to the eye, to the feet). The chorus is a bit of an exaggeration but so are most chorus's. However, I really do despise working in a cubicle and I only own one pair of Limited work pants b/c I find that they are typically overpriced and made of cheap material (Banana Republic I heart you).

Side note: When I spell checked this post, almost the entire chorus came up.