- properly cut an onion
- properly clean a head of lettuce
- properly make a dry martini
All thanks to Martha Stewart being on Good Morning America.
I also had a revelation in the dentist chair...dental hygienists should also be able to wax eyebrows. I mean why not? You are already laying down and they have those bright lights just like my wax lady. This is a really good idea, almost as good as Kramer's idea of a make-your-own-pizza pizza restaurant.
Upon departing the dentist, I promptly drove to Starbucks to de-whiten my teeth. Actually, I just wanted some coffee but I'm sure it slightly counter-acted the work they did.