Apparently littering is the new Dooney & Burke bag. Or whatever British girls are into. Littering is the new Kylie Minogue? IDK.
Anywho, check out this crazy ass story: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,385841,00.html
That's right. The two policemen got their boots kicked for telling a tween to pick up her fast food wrapper.
Did I miss something here? Since when does that kind of mandate correlate with a good ole British mob arse kicking?
I imagine the conversation went something like this:
Bluebottle#1 (in a Shakespearean-Age Voice): Young lady, whilt thou please pick up thou garbaaaggee?
Tween: Bugger off arse!
Bluebottle#2: Pick up thou's bloody trash, bloody hell.
Tweens & Older Men Looking to Get Some: (Kick in the nads, jab to the ribs): Take that you ole farts!
Bluebottle#1: (Switching back and forth to cockney) Awww, bloody hell bloke. We got in a barney* with tween girls AGAIN. Oh the shame of it taaaalll! I guess I need to call me barrister.
*Apparently barney is British for fight and bluebottle is slang for cop. You guys should know the other words. If not, go watch "Bridget Jones Diary".