Thursday, March 20, 2008

B is for Bad Ass Bird

Damnit, I really can't stand when birds can do things better than I can. Take this ostrich for instance, how is it freaking possible that a giant ostrich is such a good skier? It doesn't even have strong leg muscles!

Other things birds can do better than me:

  1. Sing
  2. Eat sunflower seeds
  3. Poop mid-air
  4. Fish

Oh well, at least I have tomorrow off.

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