When Texting Is Not Acceptable

Much as there is cell phone etiquette, there is texting etiquette. As much as I'd love to hear the soundtrack of your urine being deposited into the ceramic basin known as a toilet, let's not go there. Other times people should not "go there" via a text:

1. Saying I Love You for the first time. If you are texting it, do you really mean it? Or are you just a complete wuss?
2. Breaking up with someone. Unless you are on a mission trip in the Congo, this is totally unacceptable.
3. Wishing a good friend Happy Birthday. Again, how much do you really mean it if you can't pick up the phone and at least say it?
4. Talking about your bowel movements. This is only okay with certain friends who have cleared talking about bathroom business with you.
5. Texting during church, at the dinner table, or during a phone call.

Please feel free to submit your own ideas of when it is not okay to text.

I'm One Lucky Lady

I bet none of you have a snoring husband AND a snoring dog.

Beyonce Timberlake SNL Skit

Okay, sorry folks but the video is down. I put up something that shows parts of the SNL skit but it just doesn't do it justice.

Of course SNL doesn't have it as one of their videos, that would just make too much sense, all of those people laughing and actually watching SNL again, why would anyone want that?

Now This, This Is Amusing

I think the caption to this picture should be, "Call Girl Turned 1980's 9 to 5 Girl". Seriously.

I'm surprised she doesn't have hose on considering how covered up she is. We all know you were a prostitute, wearing something ridiculously conservative doesn't allows us to forget that. Der.

If I didn't know better, I'd think there was some nice Mormon girl on the t.v. And that it was 1986.

H is for HYSTERICAL

I

Can't

Stop

Laughing

Um, What Exactly Was Your Marketing Rep Thinking?

Does anyone else think this looks a tad bit like a you know what?...

Let The Countdown Begin KOL

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=45792329

Two weeks to this day I get to see Kings of Leon.

Jared, if you are reading this, I love you. I don't normally like pretty boys but please don't cut your hair, or stand too close to me.

PS - Check them out at 2:43 praying. LOVE IT.

PSS - Okay, I couldn't get the embedding to work so I put the link instead.