I Made Up A Joke

Q: What happens when two nerds kiss?
A: Their glasses break.

You Know It's A Monday When...

You go to your car, press the remote unlock button and don't understand why you can't open the door.

And then you notice the gray cloth interior. Wait, I don't have gray cloth interior.

(Backing away from the car, slight glance to the left and right, phew! No one saw that)

And I don't drive a Camry.

OR a Toyota.

Side note: I have actually GOTTEN IN someone else's Honda Accord before that happened to be unlocked only to not REALIZE it until I tried to stick my key in the ignition and needed to adjust the seat!

**So, obviously it is Wednesday but this is how I knew this week would be a "blonde" week. Hope everyone else is a little less "out of it" than I am on this fine hump day.